The World’s Top Ten Party Cities, CNS Style
We, here at CNS, like to party. And when we party, we do it long, and we do it hard (yes that pun was intended—get on our level).
When we go out, we do it the right way—24/7, nonstop raging that doesn’t cease until we’re either a) in a coma (we’ve lost a lot of good writers this way) or b) in jail (which we’ve heard can be quite the party itself if, you know, you’re into that sort of thing). If you’re going to roll with us, there will be none of that getting home to your girlfriend by 5 am nonsense—oh no, get that weak shit out of here this instant. The last time we checked, this wasn’t pre-school (although you may be shitting your pants by the time we’re done with you. Literally.)
So, for all of our fellow party goers who go just as hard as we do, we’ve compiled a list of the top ten best party cities in the world for your viewing pleasure, since a good night of debauchery clearly transcends all languages and cultures. The following is in no particular order, so don’t fret if you miss one or two of these destinations during your lascivious travels.
Now, go forward and make us proud with all of your questionable wrongdoings, my friends! Because—as you should know by now, the city never sleeps, bitch.
1. Ibiza, Spain
2. Budapest, Hungary
3. Mykonos, Greece
4. Prague, Czech Republic
5. Amsterdam, Netherlands (Drugs and prostitutes! Sorry, it had to be said.)
6. Berlin, Germany
7. Las Vegas, NV
8. Punta del Este, Uruguay
9. Dubai, UAE
10. Miami Beach, FL
Written by Erica Washington